I definitely see one of these in my future. I may not be psychic but I do know hot to spend money and ignore my diet. Had one of these Tuxedo cupcakes from the local cupcakerie in town. This was so good I almost ran back to thank them for destroying all preconceived notions I had a bout how good a cupcake could be. If this reaches anyone in town...run run run run to Cupcake of Columbia, SC.
TROPES OF A MODERN TRIVIALIST
Exposing the truth in all things through assumption, misinterpretation, ignorance and a hint of sardonic pleasure.
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Thursday, March 17, 2011
Mourning the Loss of A Local Catastrophe...
Kitty Kimbal: Seen here working on one of her nonsensical rants. |
At 4am on Sunday morning, Ms. Kimball was working on a recipe for salmon cakes when her cottage was struck by lightning. Traveling through the walls and into her electronic typewriter, a great surge of power ended the poor woman's life. "It is as if God was determined that she perish doing what she loved most in this world". Said a neighbor and friend. "She loved to write so much, she would have relished the opportunity to write her own obituary, had she lived long enough to know she had passed on".
A memorial will be held later this week at her home while the family will decide the fate of the now defunct but wholly cherished typewriter that facilitated Ms. Kimball's early demise. "We know she wanted to be cremated, but we are avid recyclers, so I know we can't just burn it". Says daughter Jessica. "I think I would like to set it atop her gravestone, I just worry about grave robbers. They'll take just about anything, you know"?
One thing remains certain, Ms. Kimball will always be remembered as the beloved shut-in and anti-social spinster we as a community had grown to tolerate for so many years. We also, somewhat reluctantly, recognize your contribution to our town's stray cat population.
in an Au Pair tree...
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